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20 reasons why David Beckham isn’t the sexiest man alive

November 23, 2015

Yes, it’s time for our annual issue on why [FILL IN THE BLANK] is not the sexiest man alive. This year “blank” is football (that’s not American football) megastar David Beckham. Yes, we’ll grant you that Beckham is easy enough on the eyes, and most of us wouldn’t push him out of bed if we were really forced to make that choice, but still… the reasons listed below are pretty compelling, dontcha think? If you can think of other reasons why David Beckham is not the sexiest man alive, please post them under Comments.

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Via TheRealDuckBert

Via TheRealDuckBert

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NAPA, CA - NOVEMBER 06: Adam Lambert performs on Day 2 of Live In The Vineyard at The Uptown Theatre on November 6, 2015 in Napa, California. (Photo by Steve Jennings/WireImage)

NAPA, CA – NOVEMBER 06: Adam Lambert performs on Day 2 of Live In The Vineyard at The Uptown Theatre on November 6, 2015 in Napa, California. (Photo by Steve Jennings/WireImage)

From German press release.

From German press release.

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adamlambert: Photo @austinhargrave

adamlambert: Photo @austinhargrave

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"...I wanna know what's in your potion. Bound by total devotion..."

“…I wanna know what’s in your potion. Bound by total devotion…”

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adamlambert: Wasted on you. high on the fumes..

adamlambert: Wasted on you. high on the fumes..

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Via Warner Brothers Records

Via Warner Brothers Records

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Are we still alive…?

13 Comments leave one →
  1. lesley morris permalink
    November 24, 2015 10:24 am

    adam lambert just oozes sex appeal but he so caring to all his fans

  2. biggestleeker permalink
    November 24, 2015 6:28 pm

    The reason Adam isn’t the sexiest is because they haven’t proven that he’s human.

  3. carol4adam permalink
    November 25, 2015 2:16 pm

    Thanks for reminding me what I have to be thankful for! Happy Thanksgiving Glamberts!

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