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Adam Lambert’s Idol Feast – Audition

May 3, 2012

“Because he is a pumpkin pie of a person” — Quotes about Adam from TWOP’s “Jacob”. Reposted by Gypsy Scribbles, These are so vivid and entertaining, they just called out to be combined with the performance videos for a multimedia journey back down this beloved memory lane. We’ll be posting a new installment every night leading up to May 17, when Adam will be returning to the stage of American Idol.

“Viva La Vida” introduces us to freckly emo-haired cutie Adam Lambert (26, Hollywood), who thinks he’s got a shot. He’s been in the cast of Wicked for like a year and a half, and will be singing “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Two facts which in combination scare me more than maybe anything.

Paula loves it, Kara gets pissy with Simon for no reason, Randy thinks he has a shot at the bigtime, Simon is in, and he’s through. Kara and Adam talk about his “crush” that he’s had on Paula since he was ten, and Adam pretty much ignores Kara completely because she’s making him uncomfortable, to the point where she gives him a last-ditch wink, but whatever, go watch him on YouTube because this lady is secretly the talented Chris Crocker and maybe the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and I cannot WAIT to see him freak out all over America’s face. He’s like what would happen to Sanjaya in prison. He’s like if Ziggy Stardust and Cyndi Lauper had a very magical, very gay baby with an unbelievable range and the ability to shoot glitter and cocaine and entire battalions of Pussycat Dolls out of his hoo-hah.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. annehedonia permalink
    May 3, 2012 8:05 pm

    This is a lovely idea! (…and pumpkin pie is my favorite ~with whipped cream. ) :p

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