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Top 20 Sexiest Male Musicians of All Time

April 1, 2012

By Juneau

The LA Weekly Blog’s Top 20 Sexiest Male Musicians of All Time list had us deeply perplexed. Which of Bin Laden’s bunkers have LA Weekly bloggers been hiding in for the past decade? What toxic combination of plastic and diet energy drinks played havoc with their hormonal radar? There was only one remedy. Come up with our own list.  Let us know if we missed anyone of consequence.

1) Brigadoon Adam – There’s something about a dude in a kilt, especially one with that kind of vocal staying power…

2) Zodiac Show Adam- If this alien fell to earth, you would totally…Yes you would.

3) Ring of Fire Adam – Just a hunka hunka burning love, a sound and vision to make all your musical metaphors melt down into a quivering, steaming pool of Abdul

Juneau's Heart is Captured

4) Mad World Adam – You just want to bundle him up in an afghan, take him home, feed him hot cups of tea with whiskey, and give him some schoolin’.

5) Feeling Good Adam – The sleaziest, shiniest angel in heaven. His insane glory note proves he’s not of this world…

6) Whole Lotta Love Adam – Can’t believe he wasn’t banned for ravishing that mic stand on national television

WLL

7) KISS Adam – The most magical creature in the universe, floats like a butterfly but can crush his foes under those 10-inch platform boots.

8) Idols Tour Adam – Mad Max meets Muse, and we will hop on that motorcycle, space ship or rusty ocean tanker just to be with you

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9) For Your Entertainment Adam – S&M pop prince at play in a dungeon full of dancing serpents

10) Fantasy Springs Adam – He’s decked out with more beads, feathers and turquoise eyeshadow than your bohemian great aunt Edna, and then slays the audience for seven full minutes with a Whole Lotta Love that redefines Sex on a Stick

11) Whataya Want From Me Adam – Sweet, tortured pup, whataya want from ME?

12) If I Had You Adam – Who doesn’t like a party in the woods?

Screen Cap from ET behind the scenes promo

13) Sleepwalker Adam – Tolstoyan count meets Captain Kirk

14) Wango Tango Valentino – Those voluminous trousers contain mysterious powers

Wango Tango Collage from LALALAMBRIT

15) Voodoo Witch Doctor – He casts a spell on you…

Las Vegas, by Orchidas

16) 20th Century Boy – And all the girls in the club wanna know, where did all the pretty boys go?

photo by Amber Kennedy-Brereton

17) Jet ski Adam – OK, technically the musician is on vacay, but with those bare freckled shoulders, squinty gaze and manly stance, please come rescue us from our desert island

Adam in BoraBora

18) Outlaw of Love – Nothing like a good, mass cry-in to cement your place as the sex god of all sex gods

19) Split-personality Adam – Can’t resist that ol’ Jekyll and Hyde thing

A visual reference to David Bowie...?

20) Funk Adam – Miss Thang gets down and dirty, funky and flirty, and boys and girls go all Berty…

Design by @LeeCherry. Creative Director @AdamLambert

11 Comments leave one →
  1. annehedonia permalink
    April 1, 2012 9:44 am

    That was adorable and so clever, J! Choices, choices… Adam richly deserves all twenty mentions in this unbiased poll.

  2. Judy permalink
    April 1, 2012 9:48 am

    All twenty mentions are SMOKIN !!,but the Bora Bora one is LETHAL !!

  3. lindajean139 permalink
    April 1, 2012 9:58 am

    I agree with all 20 choices. I think Ring of Fire Adam was the most pivotal. ROF Adam shocked some and made others fall in love with him.

  4. buffy522 permalink
    April 1, 2012 10:27 am

    LA Weekly must use this list as theirs is lame. I love most of your choices, but of course, have some subs. Wango Tango harems pants? no.. Sub the Grammy 2011 look. If I never see the A top hat, would be happy. Sub Elton John Tux. The If I Had You look is fun, but sub the If I Had You white pants and GB. And as much as everyone loves the WWL from Fantasy Springs, no to the look for me. Sub the little white shirt that always looks sweaty from the GNT tour, say in Amsterdam.
    You’re right, tho. The choices are endless. The guy is gorgeous. But also soooo photogenic!

    • annehedonia permalink
      April 1, 2012 2:04 pm

      See now, I LOVE the Fantasy Springs look AND the harem pants! It’s a good thing he’s like a box of chocolates ~with a flavor for every taste. (she said, avoiding alluding to Gump)

  5. April 1, 2012 2:12 pm

    Love your list. Except, I would switch the order. UNLESS number 20 is supposed to be the TOP of your list? I would also add something very recent. LOVE his looks and hair right now. SO GORGEOUS! 🙂

  6. profesorastellacenturion permalink
    April 1, 2012 6:08 pm

    excellent choices!

  7. April 2, 2012 12:01 am

    Great read and pics!!!

  8. Angel permalink
    April 2, 2012 12:22 am

    With ADAM LAMBERT, who could ask for more? Except for more more of ADAM!!!
    Stunningly gorgeous with a big golden heart and enlightened soul, crown with humility.
    I just can’t find fault in ADAM. He is a phenomenon that simply cannot be ignored.

  9. enriquemee permalink
    April 2, 2012 7:17 pm

    I am in love with this list

  10. April 2, 2012 10:41 pm

    There are so many sexy Adams, I know it was hard for you to pick only 20. But love your choices and the captions are so clever. Adam is so physically beautiful he takes my breath away, with or without makeup and the glitter.

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