Top 20 Sexiest Male Musicians of All Time
The LA Weekly Blog’s Top 20 Sexiest Male Musicians of All Time list had us deeply perplexed. Which of Bin Laden’s bunkers have LA Weekly bloggers been hiding in for the past decade? What toxic combination of plastic and diet energy drinks played havoc with their hormonal radar? There was only one remedy. Come up with our own list. Let us know if we missed anyone of consequence.
1) Brigadoon Adam – There’s something about a dude in a kilt, especially one with that kind of vocal staying power…
2) Zodiac Show Adam- If this alien fell to earth, you would totally…Yes you would.
3) Ring of Fire Adam – Just a hunka hunka burning love, a sound and vision to make all your musical metaphors melt down into a quivering, steaming pool of Abdul
4) Mad World Adam – You just want to bundle him up in an afghan, take him home, feed him hot cups of tea with whiskey, and give him some schoolin’.
5) Feeling Good Adam – The sleaziest, shiniest angel in heaven. His insane glory note proves he’s not of this world…
6) Whole Lotta Love Adam – Can’t believe he wasn’t banned for ravishing that mic stand on national television
7) KISS Adam – The most magical creature in the universe, floats like a butterfly but can crush his foes under those 10-inch platform boots.
8) Idols Tour Adam – Mad Max meets Muse, and we will hop on that motorcycle, space ship or rusty ocean tanker just to be with you
9) For Your Entertainment Adam – S&M pop prince at play in a dungeon full of dancing serpents
10) Fantasy Springs Adam – He’s decked out with more beads, feathers and turquoise eyeshadow than your bohemian great aunt Edna, and then slays the audience for seven full minutes with a Whole Lotta Love that redefines Sex on a Stick
11) Whataya Want From Me Adam – Sweet, tortured pup, whataya want from ME?
12) If I Had You Adam – Who doesn’t like a party in the woods?
13) Sleepwalker Adam – Tolstoyan count meets Captain Kirk
14) Wango Tango Valentino – Those voluminous trousers contain mysterious powers
15) Voodoo Witch Doctor – He casts a spell on you…
16) 20th Century Boy – And all the girls in the club wanna know, where did all the pretty boys go?
17) Jet ski Adam – OK, technically the musician is on vacay, but with those bare freckled shoulders, squinty gaze and manly stance, please come rescue us from our desert island
18) Outlaw of Love – Nothing like a good, mass cry-in to cement your place as the sex god of all sex gods
19) Split-personality Adam – Can’t resist that ol’ Jekyll and Hyde thing
20) Funk Adam – Miss Thang gets down and dirty, funky and flirty, and boys and girls go all Berty…